How can I go about getting my license back in Ca if I cant complete the dui classes?

No classes, no license. You have to complete the classes. Take an Uber or get a ride.

Yes. This could be considered "hacking" or even vandalism.

Can I get a misdemeanor citation dismissed in California because the officer wrote the appearance date for a Saturday? ?

The court will probably send you a notice of correction regarding the date.

What is the average sentence for cocaine and firearms possession in California?

More time than you want. Focus on retaining an experienced criminal defense attorney who practices in San Diego—where I’ve practiced for 20+...

If I get pulled over in my driveway, is that enough probable cause to secure a search warrant for my house?

The judge who issued the warrant thought it was enough. Time to lawyer up!

Get plea deal conviction overturned after serving sentence & almost done w/parole in California?

You can’t just overturn a plea deal after all this time. What’s done is done.

Can I sue someone for saying i murdered my boyfriend?

Only if you can prove that (1) it's not true, and (2) your reputation has been damaged in a manner you can quantify.

Can I become a us citizen after misdemeanor ?

First, try to avoid being convicted of this offense...

Can I sue a car dealership for selling me a car without being smog

The seller is supposed to provide a valid smog cert, but it's up to you to make sure you get one. Rather than suing them, perhaps you could ask...

How can I get my license back after paying my fine for driving with suspended license

After you pay off the fine in full and clear any failures to appear in court (if applicable) go to the DMV.