What's the average jail time for HS 11377 with no prior criminal record?

You should qualify for PC1000–deferred entry of judgment. No jail if completed successfully and case gets dismissed too.

Reschedule the medical appointment. Court takes priority.

Can I get my Boyfriends' conviction overturned due to potential lawyers unethical actions?

No, it’s far too late for that if he’s already paroled.

Can a 15 year old talk to the district attorney on behalf of a violent crime offender pretrial??

No, you can’t speak on behalf of the defendant unless you’re an attorney.

My licence is revoked for life since 2001. The dmv says they made a mistake and gave it back to me from 2011 to 2018 can I sue?

No you cannot sue the DMV because they gave you a license when you weren’t entitled to one. Thankfully there’s Uber now for when you need to get...

Can I sue the state or county and get money for being in prison longer than I should have?

It's quite possible you've miscalculated credits and days served.

What can I do to get a statement thrown out in court

You can't just "throw out" your statement. It's too late for that, but you can change your story like every other alleged DV "victim." Let us...

What are my options for mdma possession?

Your story lacks credibility. Opt for PC1000 and earn a complete dismissal. Good luck to you.

Can one sue an attorney for misconduct / legal malpractice in Superior Court & File Claim and file claim in and with State Bar?

Feel free to file a lawsuit and a bar complaint if you wish.

Obviously a hoax. Real law enforcement doesn't text people.