Why does a police detective call and ask to speak to me about an ongoing investigation into my internet usage?

Well, if you're doing illegal things online, like watching kiddie porn, it's not a scam.

What kind of crime is it when Lyft and Uber manipulate your rides to have cops celebrities and other past acquaintances

Are you saying you're a homeless Uber/Lyft driver?

Stop writing bad/inaccurate Yelp reviews.

My husband is in jail in San Diego and he has already been sentenced to prison and now he has additional court date?

It probably involves the issue of restitution--but you should contact his attorney to be sure.

If I report my rapist can I go to jail for dui?

You won’t get in trouble but it’s not a very good story.

I need a lawyer that can handle a fraud case?

A lawyer will cost you much more than $210.

How do I found out if I still have a bent warrant? I've been on the run since ?

Warrants never expire. Call the court clerk to confirm or hire a local attorney.

Will I be arrested after the fact?

Why would they arrest you on a misdemeanor while you’re hospitalized. Then the sheriff has to pay for your hospital visit. You may get a letter...

If I have many hours of evidence of my neighbors communicating about targeting me out with their engagement/project/research?

Probably not unless you’re prepared to a large retainer and agree to hourly billing. What shall be the goal of the lawsuit?

How can I get my husband his discovery?

You can't get it. They want the discovery for bad reasons...