First, truth is a defense, so if they have a picture of you stealing, you've got nothing. Second, how much do you think your embarrassment is worth?

Anyone here that can turn documents into money that is willing to gamble on a case(s) in which he/she will only be paid if won?

Anybody who states "I have a strong case" probable doesn't. Sorry, but I'll have to pass on this invitation.

Can I sue Starbucks ?

What are your provable damages.....?

The DA apparently filed criminal charges and requested a warrant. Time to retain an attorney and tackle defending the case—clearing the warrant...

The police probably have better things to do, but if you persist in this activity, you'll get busted one day.

Are your sure the alleged “baby daddy” is even the biological father? No, there’s nothing you can do about it. Find somethings else to worry...

It depends. Speak to your attorney about this.

Is there any way to get a non-wobbler reduce?

Doesn't sound like a state case, or at least not a CA case. Was this a federal prosecution?

Hope springs eternal. I'm sure your friend appreciates your concern, but don't get your hopes up.

Publicly stating that COVID-19 is a hoax

YES, your statement/opinion are protected by the First Amendment.