You'll need to pay the fine, but it doesn't make the conviction go away.

Maybe. Call your lawyer and talk about your options. Good luck.

Forgive me, but I'll have to pass on your generous offer....

Appears to me that you have no idea what you're doing...

You're just curious? What sparks your curiosity?? Do tell.

I would prepare by hiring a criminal defense attorney or by asking for a Public Defender when you get to court.

No, but you could hire an attorney to represent your child.

Nobody willing represents a vexatious litigant.

Fascinating. What exactly is your legal question?

And???? Any peace officer could arrest you on a warrant.