I’ll doubt you’ll find any retired judges willing to help you represent yourself.

Both sides must waive jury. If the DA won’t, you’ll have a jury trial. Why would you want a bench trial anyway? That’s basically a slow guilty...

Legal malpractice ?

Not successfully. You have to prove factual innocence AND professional negligence by the attorney. Sounds like you’re just having buyer’s remorse.

Does one have to be a lawyer to file motion of discovery?

Yes. Only a lawyer or the defendant acting as his own lawyer can file motions. You have no idea what you’re doing.

Why would anyone want to buy a leaf encased in resin?

You might want to engage someone from San Diego County to look into this, but if your dismissal was per 1203.4 there WAS a conviction.

Can I enter a plea for my Co defendant?

Nope. You cannot do anything on behalf the co-defendant.

How can I track down my car after becoming homeless? What happened to it, was it impounded and eventually sold? Cause?

It was most likely impounded then sold by the tow yard.

Looking desperately for Pro Bono Attorney?

Nobody takes these cases for free. Perhaps your county has a legal aid society? Some attorneys might consider barter, but that’s unlikely as...

My boyfriend hit a utility pole he was sent to the hospital and was released and he did not get a ticket

Maybe nothing will happen. He needs to keep his mouth shut if contacted by police.