Do I have rights as a customer?

This is NOT a legal problem. Maybe she was just trying to be nice but doesn’t really want to do anything with you.

Can I sue a police department for defamation or negligence ?

You could sue the person who fraudulently used your name. The police did not do anything negligent.

Negligence? Where’s the negligence? What are your damages? Put another way, there’s no case here whatsoever.

Sorry, Sugarbae, you’ve been scammed. Try dating the old-fashioned way next time?

No. No other explanation here either.

You cannot seal a DUI conviction. Period.

Is there an attorney willing to take the case?

Nobody cares. There’s no case here. Not even close.

I made a report but the officer says it considered abandoned not lost?

There’s nothing else you can do. Nobody really cares either. Be more careful with your personal items next time.

Yes, it constitutes GBI under CA case law.

How to respond as in pro per to a malicious petition filed by defendant attorney trying to declare me and my husband Vexatious?

It’s a universal truth that vexatious litigants always disagree with their title.