How long will it take for a felony probation take to go away

If informal, 3 years without having to contact probation.

You lucked out that the police were not called Learn from it.

If a male 40 year old has sexual intercourse and oral sex with a 17 year old. What is the statue of limitation for these crimes

3 years upon discovery.

I have a warrant for my arrest for not showing up to a court date, which I totally forgot,what can i do to get it recalled?

Have the clerk put the matter on calendar and ask the court to recall the warrant.

Separate Counts of Theft?

No.

I was arrested with a 11350 (A) HS charge. Do I qualify for a PC 1000 diversion?

Maybe. It depends on the terms of your probation. Check with counsel.

My 24yr old Son went through the windshield of his GF suv; she was driving on a suspended from 1st DUI 23152 (AM&BEXM hE IS OK ?

I think your question is about victim restitution.

Jessica's law is not unconstitutional. I fail to understand the habeas aspect.

Multiple Theft Charges

one charge totaling the sum.

1999 p/bargain in CA misdemeanor sexual battery judge didn't order registration . why is state making me? can i take back plea?

You cannot take back the plea.