No such crime as assault on a credit card. The credit card company will gladly give you a replacement though.

Is it "identity theft" if the bank gave me the accounts of another person? I did not impersonate them nor did I lie to the bank

Could be a crime if you did not have grandma's permission; however not likely you will be prosecuted if you keep quiet about it.

My facebook and email was hacked, damaging my reputation and so as my friend's... What can I do besides deleting my Facebook?

Damage is done as you say; I vote for apologize and move on unless you want more "publicity."

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My boyfriend's email and facebook account were hacked by an ex acquaintance in Venezuela, she has created a fb page to bash

The FB page violates the FB terms of service, they will remove it if you properly request them to. To subpoena someone, you have to sue them first...

Ex harrassing me via email and US Mail - we are in different states

Apparently law enforcement will not do their job, this is typical in interstate matters. You will need to hire an attorney in the stalker's state...

If I have hired an attorney, how long is an acceptable amount of time to respond to phone calls and emails?

Unfortunately many lawyers are not prompt about returning calls and emails, people like you (and me too) continue to hire them. Shame on us for...

This is the third time I've had to pay for a subscription to the local newspaper that's never been delivered...

Go to the paper in person and discuss this with their billing manager. Also stop paying their bills since you seem to continue to pay despite...

Is it legal for me to purchase a vehicle with cash then transfer the title to an export car company who will send it overseas?

Yes, do some due diligence on the company involved before entering into any agreements. Unless you are an experienced car buyer or dealer, this...

I am a CPR instructor and my employer is printing and using my name as instructor on fake certification cards. Can I sue?

Sounds fairly serious, contact a local attorney as there may also be criminal or state regulation violations here.

I know of a marriage fraud in which I was innocently involved as a witness and helper. Is there a penalty for assisting fraud?

Not really clear how subleasing your own aprtment to someone who does not live with their wife is fraud. You should reask this question with more...