What happens when someone lies to get a restraining order ?

She is likely to get it almost 'automatically, to keep the peace', unless proper Opposition pleadings are timely filed and served, and then you...

Suicide vandalism?

Highly unlikely to be dropped. That would be against policy of 'protecting women' and punishing abusers. You need. to promptly. hire him an...

Given the public policies today, I would expect you to be charged. So, you should excercise your constitutional right to SHUT UP, and stop...

Since you can't hire private defense counsel, you can call the Public Defenders office and try to get them to help you. If theyy won't, wait, shut...

Sure. But if you can't prove your case/claim and win the criminal trial that you will be the 'prosecutor' on, then the defendant would be able to...

Can I board a plane domestically and fly with an active misdemeanor failure to appear bench warrant?

Sure, you 'could' fly, if you could get on the airplane. However, you will be arrested and taken into custody upon trying to check in through...

Not without the 17 year old risking criminal statutory rape charges, prison, and registered sex offender status.

Asking strangers over the internet what legal advice you should take is a misguided waste of your time. No attorney can or will give you actual...

You got the obvious answer, to not sling it over your shoulder or other visible method to draw attention. Slung is arguably 'legal' but unwise. ...

How many days do I have to get to court to apologise for not signing up for work releases program?

None. There is no time limit other than the one you apparently 'blew' by not enrolling on time. You might still be able to do so, and thus...