Why do I need a lawyer to get a copy of public records?

Because they are not public records.

Do I need a cyber privacy attorney if I inadvertently find government classified documents in public domain internet.

They may want to image your drive for analysis, but would need a warrant, unless you cooperated. Good job handling the Bead Curtain issue.

24 year old male, met a girl online, told me she was 18 (actually 16). We exchanged nude photos. Did I do anything illegal?

Bother the girl and her mother are boys/men trying to scam you. Ignore their demand for money.

Do I have a case, and what type of lawyer should I pursue to represent me. This person misrepresented the position.

It's too late now, but you should have checked it out in person first.

My var was taken from where I live since Feb 22,15. I received a notice that a towing or storage company that it's abandoned

Maybe. Ask the police if they ticketed it prior to tow.

Do I need an apartment parking decal to park in a handicap spot,

Why not have her put their stupid decal on her car?

My husband has an emotional support cat with her papers and shots can landlord charge a deposit or kick us out?

Usually, no. It would depend on other factors. Does he live on the property? How many units? Did you request reasonable accommodation?

Can I make an online political video without the "paid for by" statement?

If you are paying yourself to make it, you should include the statement, I guess.

Generally, no. Unless it is child pornography. In some states, Bestiality.

Whats the difference?

If it is a "true retainer" it pays for him being available to you for legal services when you need them (at extra cost). Normally, a retainer is...