Will this work to get out of a Possession of marijuana charge?

Frankly, I doubt it. It is certainly not original. Nor does it sound particularly credible. But, then, you never know !

I need legal advice

I would absolutely agree that you do !

I have a pending DUI and am applying for citizenship. What are the chances I could get denied?

Criminal defense attorneys can speculate on the answer to this type of question, but ultimately, this needs to be addressed by an immigration...

What can Rent a Center do to me?

I am not sure why being out of town would preclude you from filing a police report. Nonetheless, I suspect that you are not going to be dealing...

I think the best that can be said is that it raises a possible issue !

I was sentenced to 10 days in LA county jail today starting 1/11/13 for not completing my 10 days of community service what will

Your estimate of 10%-50% is probably as good as any. The truth is we don't know for sure any more.

WHAT ARE THE POSSIBLE CHARGES FOR 166(A)(4) PC IN SAN DIEGO? WHAT ARE THE POSSIBLE CHARGES FOR 2 485PC APPR LOS PROP$40O?

The possible charges are obviously be what he was charged with, namely PC 485 and PC 166(A)(4)

Are hospitals in WA State mandated (if so, by state or fed?) to test mother and baby for marijuana while in the hospital?

Well, perhaps one possible basis might be the fact that while it is legalized in your particular state, it is still illegal under federal law !

I have a warrent from 1980 out of Broward County Florida.How do I get rid of it?

Given that you are currently residing in Louisiana, perhaps the first thing you might want to try is to have a local attorney initiate a phone call...

How to prove my innocence?

Every individual charged criminally has the right and opportunity to prove their innocence (or, more accurately, challenge the prosecutions claims...