Car was towed from a "No Parking" zone NOT WHERE I LEFT IT! Do I have any recourse at all? 2 witnesses to where I had parked.

Sorry your defense would not work. Your tags were expired and in a no parking zone. You need to comedic with money to save your vehicle.

You should direct this question to an immigration attorney- especially sine hechas an ICE hold.

Potentially it would be- unless you are going to the home from work or alcohol school.

My friend has a car in her name and the car is not in her possion... she wants to release her name off of it but the people wont

She must fill out certificate of non liability with DMV and indicate who new owners are.

Can I get my license back without paying for any of the 3 citations that I have? Up too $500each ? And any court fees

You will not get your license back until you deal with the 3 outstanding tickets. You have holds on your license. Get an attorney to deal with this!

What do I do? How long in jail? What will happen?

Get an attorney. Your probation is revoked and you want to see if you can get back into program.

My car got impounded by the police for no license, but my rights were violated can i get my car out before 30 days?

You have not stated enough facts- but it sounds like a criminal case is in the works. Get an attorney . Your car may be evidence.

How to effectively defend the potential claim against the middle car from the front vehicle in 3 car rear-end collision?

This is really a matter for your insurance company. They will provide investigation and defense

Does a traffic offense constitute being "convicted of a crime"?

Not really crimes - but considered infractions

Get this matter put on calendar by clerk. It may actually still be in courtroom .