How much on average does your firm charge to get a utility patent for a very simple, yet clever, utilitarian household product?

It really depends on the invention and how many parts, how difficult it will be to overcome the prior art to show that it is novel and non-obvious....

Do I have to file two provisional patents, one for each type of patent?

You should immediately file the design patent application if you think that the design will not change and file a provisional utility application...

Can I make a claim on a provisional patent application that shows less physical strain relative to prior art?

That claim will not work as it does not quantify or limit the invention in any way. You need to claim the invention in terms of structure and...

How do I trademark some phrases?

YOu use it on goods to signify source. Then you can protect it as a slogan. If you have not yet used it, then you can file an ITU application...

Can I have a name that is for a different type product but same name except ends with a 'z' instead of 's' or without an 's'

NO. Anything that looks like, sounds like or is confusingly similar in meaning, is not enough of a difference to get away from a potential...

Will I get in trouble if I send a copy to the Board of Aldermen/women to prove I'm not lying?

I would notify them that you have this information and disclose it discreetly.

You need to review your contract to find out who the company is that you have your contract with and then so a search of the secretary of state in...

Assuming I can serve my ex-Reno NV tenant at his job in CA, would I file in a NV or a CA small claims court?

If you want to collect easier, then sue him where he now lives. If you do not know, then you would have to sue in NV.

Can I voluntarily have my case dismissed without prejudice and then refile later when I find someone to help me pro bono.?

If you dismiss with prejudice, you will not be able to refile it. You also will not be able to file it if the statute of limitations has run.

Does a time dependent request for a settlement have the same effect as a walk away?

No. If they agree, the case is over at that amount.