Can a website say "Talk to a professional 100% satisfaction guarantee" and then their disclaimer says they guarantee neither?

What you are referring to is spyware. You should report the site to the FTC.

You will need permission to dress as a character from a Disney or PIXAR movie and/or to perform songs from DISNEY or PIXAR movies, as your proposed...

Can I use a Disney phrase as part of my new business?

If Disney uses the phrase as a slogan or as a trademark for its vacations, you cannot use it as part of your new business since it is used in the...

What would I have to do to copyright something?

If you want to do it yourself, you can go to the U.S. Copyright Office website and follow the instructions to the letter. If you want to be sure...

Could I use music and tv footage for my let's play videos?

You must not stray outside the parameters set forth in the fair use statute -- anything that you think may be questionable you should not do. ...

Selling our business, only the land/bldg are in both our names, business in S corp, husband's only. How can I protect myself?

Since this must be determined according to Montana law, contact a Montana Family Law attorney so that you know your property rights.

Can i buy movies, TV shows and music on a tablet, then go ahead and rent out that tablet?

Absolutely not as what you propose is copyright infringement.

License Compliance Services (LCS) requests money for image copyright infringement.

THe best thing to do at this point is to find an attorney to write them a quick letter with the facts and then be done with it.

Who would own this literary character?

A complete formal analysis would have to be done which cannot be done online.

A basic stick figure does not pass the creative minimum test without more. Show it to an IP attorney for a quick approval.