Can I talk about past cyber crimes I did as an underage kid?

Don't think it would be a problem, but you should probably consult with an attorney first.

I want to file a complaint for an illegal search but I need to know if the officer truly did not know I was not on probation.

Probable cause to search can come in many forms other then being on probation. You should contact a criminal attorney to review the details and...

Can I sue this company for false advertisement?

No, you would not be successful in a civil suit. Just call their customer service dept and work it out where you can receive credit.

Probably about half of your sentence, but there is a chance for even less.

What will happen to a 2 striker if he gets busted for conspiracy to burglary?

Need more information to provide an accurate response. He needs to consult with a criminal attorney immediately.

Can a person press charges on someone even if they're locked up?

He can't press charges himself. He can file a police report and the DA's office has the final authority whether or not to pursue charges.

I need help in filing an RFO

Your first step would be to consult with a family law attorney in your area. Use the "find a lawyer" tab above.

What can I do to not pay any fees?

Can't make any predictions on a way to avoid fines, but you may have a much larger issue with the potential suspension of your license. You need to...

Can i get charged after the cops let me go

It's possible, but can't accurately predict if they will pursue charges later. It's not clear from your description how old you guys are, which...

Is it illegal? Maybe, but it's without a doubt not a wise decision.