Denise E. Ready

I highly recommend Denise Ready if you are looking to victimize and terminate the other parent's timesharing but don't have the evidence to make it happen and need to maintain your appearance as the "better" parent. Frivolous issues are no concern because of her ability to manufacture evidence turnin...g the other parent into the perpetual safety concern that will ensure issues are consolidated or bifurcated to the point that who even knows what the issue really is. Misled and deceived is her mantra and your salvation. She is extremely effective at leveraging pleadings through persuasive verbiage and emotionally charged allegations that are as numerous as the stars and equally impenetrable yet alone discoverable. Be prepared to fund an Ex Parte Restraining Order followed by a custody evaluation, but know your investment is well made. Denise Ready will zealously represent a steaming pile of crap if it can afford a retainer, so you can be reassured that your violations will be as well concealed as her misconduct is tolerated without being inferred. She is experienced in abusing temporary orders to maximize your benefit in excess of the oral rulings and without fear of appeal, like in Cepelak v Gibson. Simply put, Denise will help you instigate the chaos that ensures your manipulation thrives through monetized litigation where it's pay to play, and you just have to wear down the other parent emotionally and financially until your psychosis becomes their reality. Don't worry about being restrained by a DVOP, she will ensure it gets delayed and consolidated then bifurcated into oblivion giving you valuable time to undermine it. She will even work late to guide you through violations while manipulating law enforcement on your behalf. Acting under legal guidance is a strong defense, and Denise serves it up hot and fresh. Don't fret if the other parent identifies her misconduct in a Response to Presentment, she can simply make her Motion for Presentment disappear from the court record! She is not a magician, but she can make the other parent disappear from evidentiary Hearings by getting them arrested. You can be sure she'll join in your laughter and that of your close friends invited to witness the pleasurable spectacle. This can be especially satisfying if the other parent somehow accumulates and submits years of evidence demonstrating the frequent, adverse temporary orders based on discretion reliant on her hostile testimony were less than honest or even erroneous. Denise is somewhat less experienced in discovery because you can't obtain evidence that doesn't exist. Yet. Speaking of testimony, she will even act in the dual role of an witness to provide detailed, personal knowledge as to how awful the other parent is without the annoyance of cross-examination. You can trust that pesky pro se parent will never get their chance to be fairly heard. While I cannot say that Denise is a good attorney, ethically speaking, and her middle name may be Evil, her genuine love for argument is the sadism to your abuse and it will make for an insurmountable barrier. Retain her now to ensure your case gets heard before she gets disbarred.