Not likely - especially if the weather and traffic conditions can be substantiated.

I have been arrested 2 years ago for sexual assult. No charge just jail. Now two years later i have been arrested on it.

Do yourself a favor - you need a lawyer and use AVVO'S "Find a lawyer" to assist you and discuss it privately and confidentially.

What to do about getting charged for theif of a firearm that I pawned for someone else and didn't know it was stolen

As my colleagues advise and I agree and join them - time to hire a lawyer. Use AVVO's "Find a lawyer" to help you.

Can i go to jail for dirty urine and i went to jail for petit larceny?

If that is what the judge said - you should be paying attention to it!!

Doubtful - based upon your post - that you will go to jail. Make sure you have an experienced attorney representing you.

Can having these charges dropped help me with my probation violation?

Strive to get the current/new charges dismissed - that will help in trying to avoid a probation violation.

Can i own a shotgun, but im a convicted felon

Federal law prohibits a convicted felon from owning/possessing a firearm. While there is a Texas exception as my colleague indicates federal law...

Can i live with my gf/co-defendant if we were both on parole, but now she is off parole?

My wise NY colleagues give you excellent advice here. The place to start is to ask is your PO.

Can I get my gun back I was on deferred probation and successfully completed it I have bought a gun at a gun store already

I would think that gun is long gone. You can try but...........

What does it mean when the judge dismisses your case but you have to make payments on your own?

Not enough information posted here to answer. Ask you lawyer who is closest and most familiar with the case.