What is the most cost effective way to get ones record expunged?

Google it. I doubt you will find many attorneys who will help you out freely (we went to school to get paid). However, the internet is free and...

What if i dont report to my p.o in person , but still take care of community service hours, drug classes , and pay my fines .

Probation Officers can be burdensome but remember you signed a deal with the State to get Probation. One of those conditions was that you would...

Walmart pierced my 16 old ears without my permission, what can I do?

No harm no foul, don't blame Walmart. You can ground your kid.

Caught shoplifting and now the store wants me to go back in with my ID to put me in the system, should I?

Don't go back. Let them do the work if they want to get you.

Frustrating I know. In my opinion its USCIS is over worked and understaffed. I know its frustrating but keep checking in and if there is no...

I-130 was approved while in removal proceedings how can I apply for adjustment of status before the IJ?

If your I-130 is approved you can file the I-485 with the Immigration Judge.

You can also call a bond company and ask them to run your name to see if there is a warrant out.

What is my legal obligation at this point?

Assuming the kid is yours, you will have responsibility and obligations for its well being. Child support if you do not live with the kid. You...

No, the machine only detects alcohol through your breath. As far as I know, cocaine isn't ingested like alcohol.

I got a ticket in Crockett County, Texas but the Justice Court is not answering my phone calls

It sounds like you did everything you were supposed to. It could be that the court is just understaffed. You should be ok. Try calling back in the...