Hi I asked my dad for some money when he was intoxicated and he told me to take his bank card and I did so I went ad took out $

I'm assuming he gave you the pin. Did he call the police?

Do I need an attorney to meet me at the airport?

Yes. I can help you if it's a state case. Do you have a ticket to Chicago?

I realize that the probability is minute, but is it at all possible to receive a suspended sentence for a third DUI in Illinois?

No, they are often felonies here.

An acquaintance told me she emblezzed funds from an employer a few years ago, what r the statute of limitations for emblezzment?

Call the police.

Is a counseling license required to be a life coach in Illinois?

No.

My friend has is an absconder from north carolina and lives is texas, would he get extridited if arrested in texas

Possibly. Yes, he should be worried.

I was arrested for DUI but not convicted and case dismissed, When re entering US they asked me couple of questions and let me in

Possibly, consult with an immigration attorney.

What's ACD? And what $1000 fine?

Is it in the realm of possibility to have this retail theft charge (less than $150) expunged?

Yes but I'd try to keep if off your record first.

My 17 year old son was arrested back in May 2012 and his charges were burglary, theft, attempt,criminal damage to property,

Residential burglary carries 4-15 years.