I'm here illegally overstayed my visa how can I legalized my stay.

To be a full time student in the U.S. you need an F1.

Asylum

One must complete form I-589, and send it to immigration.

H1 - I797B and Visa expiry

You can enter the U.S. on your unexpired visa, in your unexpired passport, to resume employment with your H1b petitioner.

If I marry an illegal immigrant can I petition to make him/ her have a legal document that allows then to be in the U.S?

Therre are a very large number of variables and issues that must be address and there are not enough factes here to answer your question. If you...

F1 or H4?

There is no guarantee your change of status to H4 will be approved any faster than a change to F1.

Is there a chance an inmate to be released on sunday which is his released date or will they hold him till monday?

They will hold him 48 hours, not including weekends, for ICE to take him into custody, so Wednesday.

No, there is no cause of action for giving someone a job with long hours.

My K3 expired in 2010, what can I do to adjust my status now?

Even though you overstayed your visa, it does not prevent you from filing for adjustment of status on the approved I-130.

Registered Nurse Visa Sponsorship

If you do not have a 4 year bachelor's degree, you are not eligible for an H1b.

Can some one be forced to arrange papers for a person if you are not married, someone is telling me my boyfriend of 5 years can

It depends what you mean by forced to arrange your status.