There is no law that requires you to hire a lawyer. However since it appears you are going to need to consular process and file a provisional...

My wife is a USC, I came to US with a fake passport & lost the I-94--only have a copy of the ticket stub I used? Can I adjust?

If they believe your proof of entry, such as you passsport, visa, and admission stamp you can. If not, you may have to take it to the immigration...

What are my real chances to get a SB-1 approved? I just got my green card but I was outside of the country for two years.

It seems your adjustment was granted in error. You may wish to file an I-824 and immigrate on the underlying immigrant visa instead.

H4 to F1 COS - Expert advice required

If his income is sufficient and he is in status, then changing jobs will not affect your F1 change of status.

My coworkers can get physical at times, illegals. I avoid any type of conversations with them.

That is always a good idea.

Citezenship desicion

There is no deadline, but you can file a petition for hearing at the federal court after 180 days.

Immigration...

It will continue through the House and to the President for signing.

If i were to adopt my 18 year old adult brother from our home country, what Emmigrational benefits will he receive?

None at all. You would not be a "parent" under the definitions in the Immigration and Nationality Act.

Is there any tax consequent when a non us citizen, reside in other country, want to give her only property to us citizen?

You should contact an accountant with that question.

Does credit counseling affect petition for permanent greedcard?

No. In fact there is no new affidavit of support for your application for removal of condition. All you will be submitting is proof your marriage...