My wife and I are in the AOS period after our k-1 Visa. I have to relocate for my job. Will living apart deny AOS?

On the contrary, your proof of visiting each other, calling each other, bills in each other's cities, will add to your evidence of a good faith...

My wife is a us citizen we have a child and a would like to know if i eligible for a waiver to get mi resident

There are no waivers for controlled substance violations. Even two convictions for simple possession of marijuana are not eligible for a waiver.

This is not really an immigration question but relates to customs. Contact a customs broker for further information.

Will my brother get in trouble for not marrying his K1 fiancee within the 90 day period and how long is an I94 vaild?

I do not see any evidence that anyone committed any fraud here, so you should assume your brother knows what he is doing.

There is no law that requires you to hire a lawyer. However since it appears you are going to need to consular process and file a provisional...

My wife is a USC, I came to US with a fake passport & lost the I-94--only have a copy of the ticket stub I used? Can I adjust?

If they believe your proof of entry, such as you passsport, visa, and admission stamp you can. If not, you may have to take it to the immigration...

What are my real chances to get a SB-1 approved? I just got my green card but I was outside of the country for two years.

It seems your adjustment was granted in error. You may wish to file an I-824 and immigrate on the underlying immigrant visa instead.

H4 to F1 COS - Expert advice required

If his income is sufficient and he is in status, then changing jobs will not affect your F1 change of status.

My coworkers can get physical at times, illegals. I avoid any type of conversations with them.

That is always a good idea.

Citezenship desicion

There is no deadline, but you can file a petition for hearing at the federal court after 180 days.