How do i remain evidence when representing myself? And how do i go about subpoening my own witnesses?

Remain, as in keep? Not sure your question, but you're held to the same standard as if you had a lawyer. Better read the rules of evidence....

Who is liable for a slip/fall on a home during a real estate showing in Illinois?

Depends. Usually I've sued both the real estate agency,the property owner, and individual agents. Talk to a lawyer. These cases are complex and...

Do i have to turn in my logbook after i quit

If it is part of your company's rules, of course you do. I assume you are a truck driver or similar. Typically, when you quit or are fired from...

Can I Hav a fam member go 2 court 4 me my x wife is 30.000 in the hole but I can't make the court date wat can I do?

Absolutely not. Either hire a lawyer to go or show up. No other option.

If i file an illinois motorist report will it be sent to my insurance company even if both parties agree not to file claims

It will not be sent anywhere, including insurance companies.

If a case from 7 years ago is administratively closed, does that mean that it would never be reopened?

Sounds like a criminal investigation that was closed because there wasn't enough evidence to file charges. While investigations can be...

What if a criminal defense lawyer intentionally gives ineffective assistance of counsel to undo a plea later down the years?

How exactly would intention matter or be proven? Ineffective assistance of counsel may be malpractice.

I was charged with a class B misdemeanor for driving 31 mph over. What are the possible outcomes?

Definitely do not DIY! Hire a traffic lawyer, as stated above.

I am just finding out that I am suffering from side effects of a birth control ( Norplant ) that was administered to me in 1992.

It's far too late to do anything at this point, unfortunately.

While infection is often a risk of any surgery, the puncturing of your tongue during this surgery is not considered a normal risk generally. ...