What do I do ? Can I hire someone on here ?

I can't really follow your question but I would recommend consulting directly with an attorney.

Why cant i sue my Doctor of 5 years for his standard of care.

You might want to get a second opinion from a doctor.

Can I sue for defamation, slander, or libel?

I would focus on getting unemployment. Use the finder if you need help.

Can I file for slander when a grown woman is spreading rumors about me, a 17 year old girl?

You can consult an attorney about a cease and desist letter but the best option is probably to cut all contact with her.

Can I sue a doctor that caused me to be opiate dependent and then kicked me out when the prescription guidelines changed?

Gather your records and have them reviewed. Look for a new doctor.

Is this reasonable?

That is a tough theory. I think you might need a therapist more than an attorney. Good Luck

Can I appeal a federal worker compensation

Use the finder or do some research and consult with an attorney with federal WC experience.

Have a roach infestation. Is my rental agency responsible to get rid of it?

Ask your landlord to fix the problem. That is the first step.

If you were injured, consult a personal injury attorney.

Should I be held accountable for a car wrecking into mine if I had a suspended dl

If you were injured consult a personal injury attorney.