Do I need a real estate lawyer? When can I move in?

Consult with a probate attorney. Many of them have real estate experience as well.

If you're a guy and a women batters you first, and you hit her back, is that a crime? What do I do If I get hit by a women.

Walk away and keep your hands to yourself. People are entitled to defend themselves, but getting involved in a battery case (civil or criminal) can...

Is it legal for a bank to hold cash(in small amount like 100-200$) ?

There are very specific federal laws regarding the holding of funds by banks. The holding period is longer than you might expect. I believe...

Do I have to have this certification of compliance notarized?

I agree with Ms. Goldstein, it is easy enough to have it notarized.

I need to know how to answer a request for extention with the EEOC OFO Office.

If you have a lawyer, you should be discussing this with your lawyer. If you are unhappy with your lawyer, find a new one.

I found a credit card which happened to b stolen tried turning it in to the police and they think I stole it what should I do?

I agree with Ms. Goldstein. Don't talk to the police and get a lawyer if needed.

An attorney would have to see the actual contract to give you an answer.

Is my employer liable? If not who is liable?

You don't really ask a question. I don't see any liability here.

Can I take money out of the rent to replace moldy carpet?

Probably not. Absent any municipal ordinance (every city has it's own laws, but many have none on landlord-tenant issues) your matter will be...

Will I be able to overturn a citation for improper lane usage on a highway when it was really just a car accident?

Good that nobody was injured. Contact a traffic attorney for assistance.