How to get a two-year kid (Half Thai/American) their US birth certificate through DNA testing?

You neglected to say where the child was born. The birth certificate is issued where the child was born which sounds like Thailand. The mother...

What will the courts do if he makes cash

A parent does not have to pay support for a child that isn't theirs. If the one paying support earns cash, it is up to you to prove it and it can...

What do I need in order to keep my son away from his dads parents?

The issues for you are (1) Can you prove what you say and (2) can you establish that if what you say is true, that the child will be endangered by...

My ex has physical, we have joint, he was arrested

If she won't hand over the child voluntarily, you will probably need a court order as police probably won't want to get involved in what they look...

Can a grandparent who has a child who is living with them full time enroll the child in their school district

For various reasons including enrolling the child on school, the grandparent should file a petition asking to be appointed guardian of the child.

You did everything but ask a question. If you don't know what to do, consult with a family law attorney.

Don't know what you mean when you say he is dictating to you. There is an order in effect regarding his parenting time. If he wishes to modify...

Can I move to get a sooner court date for my 17yr old son?

If you don't like the representation of the p.d. hire your own lawyer. This is a criminal defense question.

My wife has decided that she has been ordered by God not to be intimate with me again until she is told otherwise by God

If you file for divorce, the court will equitably divide the marital estate and likely enter a gudeline maintenance order. Can't otherwise answer...

Can I ask a judge to forgive interest? My principal balance is $1508 while the interest is nearly $5000.

The answer to your question is that you can ask but it probably won't happen because interest is statutory.