Can you sue the DMV for negligence?

I don't think so. But you should find a consumer protection attorney in your area (there are some really good one!) and make sure you take other...

Can my ex press charges of theft for a car that was titled to both of us?

Was it titled only in your name when you sold it? If so, you should be fine.

Can i reschedule a missed courtdate? Is there a way to change a deportation order entered since i missed court?

I'll move your question to the Immigration category; someone there will be better able to assist you.

When arrested for Pety theft what are the procedure? Do they take a pic of u and fingerprints? And write u a ticket??

I'll move your question to the Criminal Defense category; someone there will be better able to assist you.

Can I sue Verizon for bulling me

Find a lawyer and talk with them about identity theft. Do it right away. Look for one here on AVVO, or on naca.net.

What dose my case status mean for my green card ?

I'll move your question to the Immigration category; someone there will be better able to assist you.

I'll move your question to the Family Law category; someone there will be better able to assist you.

I'll move your question to the Bankruptcy category; someone there will be better able to assist you.

I'll move your question to the Immigration category; someone there will be better able to assist you.

Can I sue for false advertisement/fraud?

I would recommend getting your phone repaired properly, and letting it go. It said it wasn't OEM, so I don't know that you have much of a claim.