First MIP offense, how should I handle myself in court?

Well, the first step is probably not to post a confession on a public website like this one. Given your issues with step one, step two may be to...

Am I able to defend myself in municipal court for a retail theft ordinance? What are the pros and cons of self-representation?

The fact that you have twice posted a confession on a public website does not bode well for your ability to defend yourself.

Can a person be revocated if a warrant was never issued and has been working and living at the same address for past 7 years.

The simple answer to your question is yes. Neither a warrant nor having multiple addresses are prerequisites for revocation. Without more...

My girlfriend and my sister got into a ten second fist fight/slapfest. Sister called police.

She should retain an experienced defense attorney in the area to defend against these charges. That's the first step, at least.

How to get Cop dash cam

Every department is a little different, but if there's a video then your attorney should know how to get it.

I have question in regards to o.w.I. and d.w.I. laws in Wiscosin.

The "O" in "OWI" stands for "Operating," so the question is whether you will be "operating" a motor vehicle while intoxicated. Starting the...

I was wondering in wi what the law or conviction would be on stealing change from desks at a company you clean?

It's impossible to know without more facts, but your posting a public confession on this website doesn't help your situation at all.

Your question is confusing for several reasons. First, you indicate that there is a criminal record, but later you say that no charges have been...

The statute of limitations in Wisconsin for most citations is two years.

Can you get municiple citations dropped after conviction?

Under the current expunction statutes, citations are not eligible. That could change in the future, though there is no guarantee that such changes...