Seriously? A barber poked you with an electric razor and you want to call the police and maybe sue?

What exactly would you be suing for? A necessary element in any tort claim is damages and you have none.

I have a difficult time believing that this is actually a serious question................................

While I agree with the answer given by Mr. Hoffman, I will add that you have not said anything about what hotel did wrong or how the elevator was...

SSI benefits for minors ends when the turn 18 or can go until age 19 if they are still in high school. You are rightly now seeking adult benefits...

In my opinion yours is a case best brought in small claims court which, according to Google anyway, allows claims up to $15,000.

I admit thatI have no idea what a wig costs but I sincerely doubt it is enough to warrant the time, trouble and expense of legal action.

A good case for what exactly? While certainly disgusting and unsanitary, you allege no harm and thus have no damages to support any claims. Now...

If what you are seeking is an attorney to file in the USDC, and you either did not have a lawyer previously or that lawyer cannot help, then reach...

Your post makes no sense. I suggest that you repost with some context and clarity then and only then can you expect a meaningful response.