Your remedy is to file a claim with your insurance company. Otherwise you would need to hire an expensive expert and an expensive lawyer to...

Sorry but your post makes no sense and does not ask a question.

You want to exclude a statement you wrote saying you were driving while intoxicated because you wrote out that statement while intoxicated?

Have the staple removed. No damages so no claims.

Rude and unprofessional but not legally actionable.

I don't really see a question here but, unless you required significant medical care, you would not have damages to support legal action.

Yes, depending on the extent of the injuries. Obtain medical care and have a detailed conversation with a local personal injury attorney.

Absent injuries requiring medical attention you would not have sufficient damages to warrant legal action. Report it to health authorities however.

Can you? Sure. Should you? That's a different question. Meet with your lawyer and see if they can address your concerns. As to medical care,...

More information would be needed in order to give you a meaningful answer. So, for example, how is it that you were burned? What did Starbucks do...