Your rendition on facts and charges is a bit hard to follow. I am not certain what an "uplifted runaway charge" means and I was the Chief of the...

What is the charge for butt slapping your principal?

I agree with my colleague that technically sexual imposition could be charged but from the facts presented it seem to be an extreme overreaction.

What's the best way to beat this?

Hire a good attorney. Tell him/her ALL the facts of the case. Allow that attorney to formulate a good defense.

How is this person in jail?

The police can file a charge if and when they determine that there is probable cause to believe that a crime has been committed. I cannot speak to...

Will Geauga Co (Ohio) extradite from Florida for felony child support?

Normally, Ohio will extradite. Hire a good attorney to assist you.

Could i go to jail for just taking a tv and xbox from rent a center?

Talk with the rental people. Negotiate an new deal if possible. You have too much to lose if you just try to let things ride and hope that they...

It depends on how they run the record and who runs the record. It will NOT show as a conviction. It may show as an open case. It will be up to an...

If my stbx has lost her license due to DUI. Am I permitted to deny visitation if she shows up without a driver?

This question should be directed to a family law attorney on AVVO. This really is not a criminal law question. A family lawyer will be able to give...

How can I find out where the police took my friend for trespassing in Lexington ky and my friend is a girl and for how long?

I agree with my colleague. She will likely be processed at the Lexington Fayette County Jail.

What will most likely happen if I turn myself in, after I broke probation for many years, due to a one time drug charge?

Hire a defense attorney as soon as possible. There is no standard sentence that anyone can point to in your case or really in any case. Every case...