John Elza Fowler II

I was going for a run through Perkins Park late one night and took a break at one of the benches to check my fantasy football league. A large man approached me from behind and began making conversation. I recognized him instantly as the lawyer who works across the street from the restaurant I work at... and always orders 3 triple cheeseburgers and onion rings for lunch. I don’t believe he recognized me. It was odd but friendly enough at first. He smelled of alcohol and kept inching closer and after a while I noticed he had an erection. It got real uncomfortable so I tried to leave. He grabbed my arm and said, “I’m so lonely.” Then he tried to kiss me. I pushed him off me and ran home. Can’t really speak to his abilities as a lawyer but this was a creepy experience to say the least.