To be impeached means to have one's credibility as a witness called into question. Anyone, and I do mean anyone, can be impeached. What kind of...

How can i file charges or sue my ex for filing a false police report and affidavit, loss of income and defamation without atty?

Report this matter to the police. It is their job to charge people with crimes.....

What can I do to get out of that program?

You pay what you owe. Such programs are a blessing...treat it as such. Don't mess this up. It isn't worth a few K.

How can I prevent getting a DUI?

You pray they don't charge you and get a lawyer in the meantime.............

Is it illegal for a 16 year old and 14 year old to touch each other's genitalia with only their hands?

Yes, it is illegal. I must must continue continue typing for the character requirement.

Can it? Sure, it's possible. What will actually happen depends heavily on whether you get a lawyer and how much they have on you.

How can I get my record expunged?

It doesn't look good, and you shouldn't post your full legal name. There are crazies around. Go talk privately with a defense attorney.

Should I go for a bench trial or jury trial if it's a very factual DUI case?

I dislike bench trials. You should work with your lawyer. My two cents.

will i have to get an Interlock Ignition device & Will i have to take 2 Risk reductions and D&A evals also?

It's tough to say without actually trying, but my bet is you will need interlock if you want to drive sooner rather than later.

Did I do anything legally wrong?

It's never a good idea to deal with a drunk girl in bed. If she presses the matter, you could wind up in serious trouble. Do yourself a solid and...