Can a 17 year old marry a 29 year old in Virginia?

With parental consent...........................yes. If not 18 yrs.

What will my punishment be? How much would everything cost?

You will not go to jail but you will go to juvenile court. You may call the clerk of juvenile court for court costs etc. Be safe.

The short answer is No you cannot sue. There is no law against a phone firing, generally. See a PA atty

Is their any Florida employment law regarding PTO? Do I have a claim to the PTO cash-out?

PTO is determined by contract or if earned and not limited by a published policy.

Do I have a chance of winning a small claims case for pet ownership, or does he have a better chance of winning?

Most small claims courts do have equitable powers but do not regularly use them. Give it a shot. That's the way to find out. The Sm Cl courts are...

What are the laws against a residential parent moving out of state with my child?

Unless surprisingly in the final order, you need to apply to the court

Client abandonment or fraud?

When you are in a situation like this you should not post. Call a MI lawyer close to home. Good luck. PS Any atty can handle this

Treat demands for money like this as a scam unless you are served with a copy of a lawyer's letter. Say nothing. Why would you post?

What kind of lawyer do I need? Can I counter sue her for things she falsely promised? How do I prove she's lying?

Well, it looks like you and she are in the same arguable position w/o a writing.

What are my rights?

This law makes it illegal to discriminate against someone on the basis of race, color, religion, national origin, sex, disability and age . The law...