Christine Marquette Cane

So, I'm writing from jail, so if any of this is edited, I don't really have any control of that. I'm giving this chick five stars because I don't want to screw up her average, but I have to say she is the absolute worst criminal defense attorney in Nashville. I was arrested last year for disorderly c...onduct and public intoxication. Because of Ms. Cane's absolute lack of professionalism and incompetence, I was convicted of murder! Her closing arguments (exact quote): "Uh, I don't really know what's going on here, or who this guy is, but I think he killed someone. You should send him to jail." The jury took ten minutes to convict. She actually had the gall to show up to the prison and ask for the rest of her fee. THIS POST HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE TENNESSEE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS Riverbend Maximum Security Institution (RMSI) INMATE 3772-128 CHARGE: DISORDERLY CONDUCT, PUBLIC INTOXICATION FINDING: MURDER, GUILTY AT TRIAL ELIGIBLE FOR PAROLE: 2045