Hi, I was divorced in FL. I reside in NJ and my EX in TX. What state would be the venue for contempt proceedings against her

Right now it's Florida. You may be able to domesticate the judgment where you live but you will need to hire an attorney.

How can i get a first offense under age drinking ticket thrown out?

Hire an attorney to see about a diversion program.

If a police officer gives you a speeding ticket and puts the wrong Drivers license expiration date on it is that dismissable?

probably not

How is a parenting plan enforced?

You can file a motion for contempt for him violating the parenting plan or you can just have your lawyer write a letter threatening him

Is it possible to revise/change my parenting plan after my divorce? If so, how long do I have to revise?

You can always petition to modify parenting time but it is every bit ass onerous and expensive as the original divorce.

A RECENT LACK OF LADOT FUNDING IS CAUSING ME TO HAVE TO PROVE I PAID MY PARKING TICKETS! TOO TIME CONSUMING AND NOT FAIR!!

Why don't you just write a letter with proof of payment?

Dear Sir, What is the status on civilians carrying & using handcuffs to detain a criminal?

You can make a citizen's arrest but you had better be right about it. You have to comply with the citizen's arrest statute. You can also besued...

Any advice for someone filing their own divorce, besides hire a lawyer?

I make a lot more money straightening out the mistakes people make trying to do it on their own. You may save some money but lose a lot more...

CAN I FILE A MOTION TO DISMISS CHARGES DUE TO LACK OF EVIDENCE?

They have the evidence of the witness who saw it.

You lost it. How else were they going to find out the owner's name? Of course they can.