You can file it yourself but you are going to have to appear. Don't forget to notice state and probation officer.

Which way should I go?

You can only expunge one unless they are part of the same incident. Choose wisely.

Can an impoverished husband getting divorced get alimony based on his wife's boyfriend's income?

No. It's based on her income.

How to expunge a record from 1995 if no one can find the charges but when I get background checks it comes up?

You should hire an attorney to expunge it.

Is it wise to file a motion to dismiss prior to being served?

Hire an attorney before you outsmart yourself. Everything you are talking about doing is doing a favor for the other side.

Is it legal that a Civil court Judge make me pay out of pocket for an evaluation he court ordered?

Yes. He can do it and he can put you in jail if you don't do it.

Can a ticket issued to my by a deputy for a misdemeanor later be changed to a felony by someone else?

Yes, the prosecutor has final say in what is charged.

Trying to help a friend. She was arrested for domestic battery although she was not guilty.

Does her sister want to prosecute? Usually once the emotions quiet down, siblings want to drop the charges. Tampa is pretty good about letting...

Criminal court/trial transcripts

you should be able to contact the clerk of the court and the clerk should be able to locate the transcript or how to get it.

Can a registered sex offender be in the company of a minor child and can he be on school grounds

Look him up in the clerk's records. The clerk's office should list his restrictions. Be very careful about taking his word for it.