Is a criminal case considered a conviction if I take a plea bargain?

Yes.

Do you know in which county the charges are Look on the clerk's website in that county. You should also be able to run the relative by name.

Can my landlord sue me for backrent?

The landlord can sue you.

Where can I get a cheap quick divorce?

You have to get it in the county where you and your husband live.

Can I file a judicial notice without using a lawyer?

Hire a lawyer so that it can be done properly. By your question I can see that you are going to get it kicked out.

Pro-se in federal case…filed complaint, motion for preliminary injunction, and want to know how I can get paper evidence into r

Hire a lawyer. Going pro se in Federal court will be a nightmare.

File a motion for sanctions in the court where your decree was issued.

Can a bail bonds man send me back to jail

Absolutely.

I have shoplifted from walmart, will they find me?

They don't know your name, unless you paid with a credit card on the way out. There are cameras everywhere so be careful.

I received a urinating in public ticket last night. There is a court date at the bottom. What do you suggest I do?

You should hire a lawyer to resolve it.