How much time should it take an attorney to prepare a motion to the court and how much time before it is processed?

It all depends how much other work the attorney has going on at the same time.

Not only would I never take such a case, I suspect that you'll have a difficult time finding an attorney anywhere. Wow!

If we went to court does the law say we split everything in half

There is no law that says yo split everything in half. You will maximize your recovery by having an attorney. In addition, Mississippi courts...

Is this a legit lawsuit?

The legal system does not exist to address and resolve every single malady, affront, or indignation. Life happens. Would you rather that they...

Basically can I sell my firearms in the State of Florida to a gun shop or pawn shop without committing a crime

Punctuation is a good thing. So is legal representation. I suggest you use both.

How should I go about getting my hair off the deposit back? And where can I find the applicable rules applying to my situation?

What does the lease say about this? Are you BOTH on the lease? Since you paid the security with ONE money order, you are probably out of luck...

1: Will rejecting a tenant application based on general unprofessionalism/flakiness get me in legal trouble?

'Flakiness' is not a protected class or attribute. Go ahead and move on to the next application and find a tenant the better suits you.

If charges are dismissed at arraignment, can Malicious Prosecution charges and punitive damages be filed against these individua

'Punitive damages' is not a cause of action. It is not a lawsuit. It is a remedy. Regarding malicious prosecution, I do not see it in the...

Can they force to put my $0equity house into the market? Can I leave big but broken equipments without more problems there?

Any equipment you leave might be deem abandoned. You should take it with you. Any fixtures you installed may be considered part of the landlord...

I don't live in the United States but I'm flying back soon, will I get arrested at the airport?

It all depends. First of all, Illinois does not have OWI to the best of my knowledge. Illinois has DUI. This leads me to believe that your...