Can I sell something as "working" when it isn't in 100% working order, or is the false advertising illegal?

Either it works or it doesn't work. Advertise accordingly.

Question on better wording a specific child custody arrangement for visitation.

Why don't you just state it chronologically, regardless of which month it is in? 'A' gets them3 weekends in a row, then 'B' gets them the next...

You should bring everything that you submitted with your petition. This should include your birth certificate, passport, marriage certificate,...

How many years do I have to file a malpractice claim against a doctor?

It doesn't matter where YOU are. It matters where the supposed malpractice occurred. Where was that?

Is there anything that can be done to lower the charges? Is there anything I can do? Can I get the court date pushed back?

The answer to all three of your questions is the same - yes, IF you hire an attorney.

No, the character of the discharge will not change. You should be fine for most jobs. Some jobs may require an explanation. Make sure you...

What should I do?

Most school busses have cameras. Ask the bus company for the video of the 'touching'. Also, if you are THAT concerned, you can always bring...

Memorandum of points and authorities question

Attach it as an exhibit.

What are my rights as sole account holder for electricity/utilities/internet when my roommates won't pay their portion?

You have to right to pay YOUR bill. If it's in your name alone, then YOU are legally responsible for it. Maybe you should think about different...

Will I be penalized due to jury duty ?

You cannot be penalized.