Depending on may other factors (amount of steroids, prior disciplinary issues, etc) you are looking at either a court-martial or an administrative...

I agree. This behavior is unacceptable and should be reported to the state Bar.

So it seems as if you wait 31 days they will pick it up. By the time you took any legal action it will be well past that.

How would I come about getting a baby out of a neglectful home without giving identity?

By calling CPS................................

None of us know why you got the letter. Call the sender and ask.

The reason they are trying to contact you is that you are listed as a deserter. You will be picked up, arrested and in all likelihood processed...

Can I sue the corporation of a Frozen dinner if it had hair in one of the packages.

And? Unless you were injured you have no grounds to sue.

You would have no standing to bring such a lawsuit.

IMO as a privately owned business they can refuse service to anyone.

How can get my deferred probation waived so I can join the military?

You would need a lawyer to petition the court for early release. But with the conviction I am not sure you would be able to enlist anyway.