Yes there are lots of things wrong with it, and possibly illegal.

This is not a legal matter. The courts are going to get involved in the McDonald's shift schedule..

Sounds like an idle threat. He can't charge you. Only the cops can, and I doubt they will.

It means exactly that. It was dismissed but they reserve the right to bring it back.

By their terms of use (which you agreed to) your recovery is limited to $100.

This is a general Q&A site. No one is going to reach out to you.

That will make you a rapist. You will likely go to jail and have to register as a sex offender. Find someone your own age.

Once you sued him he was allowed to use whatever necessary to defend himself.

No that is not going to happen. Period...........

This is a general Q&A site, so we don’t provide “help.” It sounds like they are working on it.