Sue them for what? Ask for a refund and don't use Old Spice anymore.

Ask for a refund. Go to another McDonald's.

That's likely not food poisoning. You have no grounds to sue.

You have no grounds to sue IMO. ......

IMO a lawsuit will cost you considerably more than you will ever recover as you have no damages.

As it was not your home you have no grounds to contest the search. If you have been cited you need to retain counsel and provide more details.

No evidence? your post outlines several pieces of evidence. You need to lawyer up.

You are looking for a civil litigation attorney.

Does any of that sound legit to you??????????

The judge will most likely ask your age, and you will have to tell them.