Not sure what "got shoplifting" means. If you were caught, hire a lawyer.

Are you asking us if you can lie to the cops? Seriously?

Sounds like a drug charge but we are only guessing. He knows.

You can request a public defender when you go to court. No lawyer here is going to contact you to work for free.

You are admitting to very serious crimes on an open website. Quit talking. Do not answer any questions from the police. Get a lawyer.

You can sue her in small claims court....

You cannot sue the post office but your evidence would be relevant in your removal action.

I respectfully disagree with Mr. Rafter. If your parents disapprove they can report her for contributing to the delinquency of a minor among other...

Of course they can. You are free to refuse. They are free to not rent to you.

While the age of consent is 16, there are a number of other crimes he can be charged with.