Call the cops. Hire private security..........

You are not married. She needs to get a divorce. Then you can marry if you still want to.

Not a legal issue. Take it somewhere else...............

IMO this is highly unethical. You can report them to the California bar and have your own lawyer represent you.

I can't imagine any jury anywhere ruling in your favor.

I can't speak for TX but the main issue is to get your car before the fees start adding up.

Your pet has a bank account????????????????

Us lawyers are not always successful in admitting text messages. You have to be prepared to authenticate them.

Lawsuits for emotional distress are hardly ever successful. If your kids are having emotional issues, they should see a therapist.

You are being charged with a crime. You hire a lawyer.