1st, 2nd, and third -- IF you want out of the contract, immediately follow the terms for getting out. Argue later about what day constitutes a...

Probably not. And, if you are difficult enough to serve, a judge may allow service by publication. Also, these shenanigans will not make you look...

You have several options. Talk with an experienced debt management attorney as soon as possible.

Consider a "repair and deduct" approach. See an attorney.

If you do not have confidence in your attorney, meet with them to discuss this. If you still do not have confidence in your attorney, replace them....

See an attorney in person to clearly communicate your situation and receive applicable advice.

This is a complex issue. See a divorce attorney in person.

Yes, you can sue. I am sure this does not completely answer your actual unwritten questions. See an attorney and discuss your case.

You might have a defamation claim. See an attorney.

Sue. If the defendant does not have assets or a job, even winning a suit will not result in compensation.