What is the statutes of limitations for a federal crime such as False statement to an officer and a perjury?

It really depends on a lot of factors.

Someone on instagram offered to send me (overnight) a floral arrangement and I sent the money and they have blocked me.

You stated facts, but did not ask a question, so I do not know how to respond. If you were defrauded out of your money, then tell the police.

Someone on instagram offered to send me (overnight) a floral arrangement and I sent the money and they have blocked me.

You stated facts, but did not ask a question, so I do not know how to respond.

I have asked my tenants to vacate my condo

Protocol exists for a reason, and if followed properly, generally is how to avoid the minefield of legal issues inherent to the issues your face.

I need help with my office lottery pool agreement.

For liability reasons, no attorney can get involved in giving specific advice for this. This is why on Avvo the information attorney's give is...

I am a pro se litigant.

This is pretty much the reason why it is recommended that people hire an attorney.

Complaint filed in Virginia (medical malpractice) -- Defendant has 21 days to respond to complaint - business or calendar days?

If your attorney is not communicating satisfactory, just be a little more direct about asking questions.

I filed a complaint in Fairfax Va, about a daycare. CPS says they feel I am a liar and want to charge me with a false complaint.

If the evidence looks like you knowingly and intentionally filed a false complaint, then yes, you could find yourself in trouble.

Obama executive action

Also, there is a possibility that this plan may be found unconstitutional. This is TBD.

Doesn't get you off the hook unless you also own the land on which the cop was trespassing. The land owner's rights were being violated by the cop...