How much time am i looking at for disorderly conduct and failure to obey

It really depends on your record and what you do or do not do before court. These are fairly minor crimes relatively speaking. You typically do not...

If my landlord doesn’t show up for court for unlawful detainer against me will it be dismissed?

It should be dismissed by default if the moving party does not show and they have not field the appropriate motion for continuance, etc. You...

I purchased a timeshare while in VA beach on vacation. Is it possible to get out of this death trap?

I agree with counsel. Talk to counsel in the state and county you purchased.

If I pay for their hit/run damages, will I be considered responsible/liable for other/additional repairs/injuries? MD laws??

Citations for a hot and run are must appear offenses. You should not pay anything and contact an attorney.

Yes but as counsel stated, they would need to sue and get a judgment first.

Failure to appear and bench warrant for not showing up to court on a driving while license is suspended

An attorney can file a motion to recall the warrant. There is a decent chance that the warrant will be recalled and you DO NOT need to turn...

Can my landlord withhold my security deposit?

If you are month to month then you aren’t under the lease so you may have an argument. Have an attorney look at it.

Is there a possibility i can pay restitution and get on probation ?

Yes it depends on many factors such as your record, the crime committed, the things you do or do not do before court. Hire an attorney immediately.

How do I pay for my warrant of restitution; that is not signed by a judge?

Pay certified funds to landlord and keep proof.

Whats the worst that can happen?

If you’re a juvenile then the worst would be placement which is jail for juveniles.