Consult with local attorneys. It is unlikely you will find someone to work for you for free. You will probably find someone to agree to be paid...

Can can an attorney get in trouble if he practices law for several months after his license expires?

The attorney is still licensed. It is his registration that is expired. Being a couple months overdue is normally not treated too seriously.

Seller is adding complicated "as-is" clause, what does it mean in layman's terms and what are the consequences?

If you want the property you should hire an attorney to represent you and explain the process to you. That language is pretty much straight...

WHAT PENAL LAW IS THERE FOR FALSIFYING A NAME ON A LEASE?

That sounds like a fraud. Call the police. You could also call the probation department, they may have an interest.

Who owns the property between the fence and the property line?

If I understand your question, you are the owner. The fence does not change anything. The agreement recites the fact that your neighbor is not...

Generally calling someone names is not a crime. Facts matter. Under certain circumstances behavior that included name calling could be a crime.

Can I save the shed on my backyard?

Check Google Earth. They have archived copies of old images.

Can my ex-boyfriend successfully sue me for this? He forced me to sign a contract

He could certainly sue you for breach of contract. From your question it sounds like your defense would be that it was signed under duress. You...

Can an ex-boyfriend of mine call the cops on me because I won’t give him back the promise ring he bought for me when we dated?

Generally a gift is yours to keep. An exception is a gift in contemplation of marriage. I do not believe a promise ring is a gift in...

Does my ex have any right to take back things he gave me 3 years ago?

Items given as a gift are yours to keep. The text, if real, is probably not enforceable. There would have to be consideration.